Submissions are now open and we will be flirting outrageously with you until they close again on November 5.
Stories = Up to 2 of up to 3000 words each.
Poetry = 6 of whatever length you like as long as you don’t take the piss.
Bio = Please include a short bio (100 words max) and any internet website linking things which are suitable for good, Christian eye-balls.
What we do want: Ball-grabbing, punch-in-the-face writing from nice, courteous ladies and gents.
What we do not want: Funny fonts.
Enquiries can be sent to
But please don’t send submissions to this email address or they will be taken out back and shot.